Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Bait and Switch: Pad Thai Edition

I was extremely excited last week because I thought I had solved the problem for once and for all: Thai food. The problem with a lot of 'authentic' Asian restaurants is that I am not fluent in one or any Asian language. [Goal: learn "gluten" in all languages to facilitate consumption of delicious spicy and exotic foods the world 'round.]

I thought I had beat the system with Lovely Day, a hipsterish Thai restaurant on Elizabeth Street. By "hipsterish" of course I mean the design of the place, the chairs, the tiled floor, but mostly what I mean is young American (English-speaking) waitresses. Who were SO NICE when I presented them with my protein-quandary, last Friday. Nice, helpful, energetic and understanding when my friend's dish was unreasonably spicy. (It really was.) Hurray! Delicious! Best! Great!

OK, except I ordered delivery from there today. The man on the phone was super-nice, again, and very honest with me about the fact that he could not be CERTAIN that their curries were gluten-free. The (main) chef wasn't in yet and the cook who was there did not speak English very well... only Spanish, which, obviously I need to improve my skills on STAT. [Who wants to move to Mexico with me? Corn tortillas? Warm sunshine? AVOCADOS? Anyone? Anyone?]

Anyway. I told him: "Don't worry about the curry, just give me the Pad Thai with NO soy sauce and NO fish sauce." Fine.


Except... not, because using my Expert Taste Buds I will tell you that the ingredients of this Pad Thai were:

Noodles
Oil
Egg
Peanut

And nothing else. In vain I dug around our office kitchen shelves for flavor, but decided against adding: mustard, mayonnaise, Pepsi, or (non-gf) soy sauce.

[NOTE: two co-workers ordered the regular Pad Thai which was full of color and odor so I could be sure it was not just a general fluke of the kitchen, say, they ran out of chili flakes or something.]

Good news: I was not glutened!

Bad news: I am still on the hunt for a consistently communicative and safe Thai restaurant, in the SoHo-Nolita area from which to order delivery lunch.

OH, the huge problems in my life. XO

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